我刚到哥伦比亚大学念研究生那会儿，物理系七楼走廊的墙上贴着一篇有趣的短文，标题是：Why God doesn't have a Ph.D.？（上帝为什么没有博士学位？）内容如下，与茶友们分享一下：

Why God doesn't have a Ph.D.

1) He had only one major publication.
2) It was in Hebrew.
3) It had no references.
4) It wasn't published in a referreed journal.
5) Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6) It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7) His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8) The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9) He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10) When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning his subjects.
11) When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12) Some say he had his son teach the class.
13) He expelled his first two students for learning.
14) He rarely came to class, and he just told students to read the book.
15) Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16) His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

女儿刚才看见那英文标题， 无意间说了句有趣的双关语： 爸爸， God 没有 Ph.D， 他只是 Master 啊？

the book 其实就是指the bible吧

11不知道是指什么？
我8岁的儿子看了高速公路旁教徒立的广告牌，问我关于死亡和天堂的问题。不知道大家在和小孩子交流这种话题时有什么体会和建议?

::女儿刚才看见那英文标题， 无意间说了句有趣的双关语： 爸爸， God 没有 Ph.D， 他只是 Master 啊？

I think lower, the God was a bachelor, wasn't he?

The title of Ph.D has not been created yet before he died.