一道证明题
(语言文字的多义性歧义性，是官场斗争常用双关语的基础，也是日常生活中开玩笑增添乐趣的源泉)
Theorem: Woman is evil
Proof: Woman needs time and money, which can be expressed as
woman=time×money (1)
As we know, time is money, namely
time=money (2)
Substituting Eq. (2) into (1), one has
woman=money^2 (3)
On the other hand, it used to be said that "money is the root of evil", that is,
money^2=evil (4)
Applying Eqs. (3) and (4), one has
woman=evil (5)
Therefore, woman is evil.
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星空浩淼  发表文章数: 799
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 One may view the world with the p-eye and one may view it with the q-eye but if one opens both eyes simultaneously then one gets crazy
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青松  发表文章数: 31
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我看过一个几乎一样的版本“girls = evil”，好像是伍鸿煦先生的妻子（记得是日本女性）创作的。
Nicolas Bourbaki
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星空浩淼 发表文章数: 799
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以前我把原帖转贴到一个地方，结果没有人理睬，怀疑是没看懂，因此这次我完全按照自己的方式重新写出“证明”过程，把它变得通俗易懂，以供尚没有看过此帖的人一乐
One may view the world with the p-eye and one may view it with the q-eye but if one opens both eyes simultaneously then one gets crazy
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