【微博始祖是孔子】据考证,孔子是微博始祖,《论语》是最早的微博集.因为:1、每条论语都未超过140字;2、言简意赅、寓意深刻;3、较为碎片化,多为孔子晒心情、交流哲理;4、孔子有3000多粉丝,其中72人为加V认证的.如果不被销号,估计老子也是孔子的粉丝.

呵呵，趣文。让我想起以前见过的一篇趣文：

Why can't God get a PhD.........?

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.